just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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