I saw his package. It spoke to me.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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