The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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