im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
