Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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