yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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