So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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