Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
is wine microwaveable?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
