I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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