Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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