i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Sext me about skeletons
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
