Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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