Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
