The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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