I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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