I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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