so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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