when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Alive.
So much puke
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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