U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
