clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I will be naked everywhere
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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