is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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