I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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