I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize