was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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