The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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