Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
