He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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