Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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