THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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