Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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