We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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