Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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