Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
im having a threesome with these popsicles
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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