How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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