You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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