Only a mothe r could love this liver
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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