the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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