I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
