I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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