I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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