David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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