Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
