I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Randomize
