I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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