Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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