Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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