Its about making memories worth repressing
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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