You surviving the open bar?
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My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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