He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she looked like the before picture.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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