Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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