ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I can't put those talents on a resume
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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