just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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